Last Night ― A Summary
10 pm: Not tired at all.
11 pm: Still not tired, decide to watch an old favourite film (Twister).
12 am: Realise film is too exciting to encourage sleep.
1 am: Bed. Read for half an hour because still not tired.
2 am: Lie awake. Get up to pee. Lie awake some more.
3 am: Toss and turn.
4 am: Do some yoga.
5 am: A last attempt at sleep. Lie awake.
6 am: Give up on sleep. Put on another film (The Constant Gardener).
7 am: Cry a little bit over the ending, mostly because now tired.
8 am: Spend fifteen minutes marvelling at glittery print on pyjamas. Get dressed.
9 am: Leave for class. Try not to run into any doors.
10 am: Probably die in class.